YOUR BAD HABITS,
BRUTALLY ROASTED.

— it's definitely not therapy —

📱 Download on iOS
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JOIN THE ROAST CREW 🔥

Let's be honest — your habits are trash. Smoking? Drinking? Doom-scrolling at 3am? HabitRoaster is the only app savage enough to tell you the truth. Pick your mascot, log your sins, and get roasted with AI-powered jokes that hit harder than your hangover. Track progress, earn streaks, and share your roasts with the world.

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HOW IT WORKS

1
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Pick Your Mascot

Choose from 10 savage animals. Each one roasts you in their own unique style.

2
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Log Your Sins

Track smoking, drinking, gambling, junk food, and more. Every. Single. One.

3
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Get Roasted

AI-powered roasts that get savager the more you log. Your mascot doesn't hold back.

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Track & Share

See your progress, build streaks, hit milestones — and shame-share your roasts.

WHY HABITROASTER?

🎭

10 Savage Mascots

From a sarcastic cat to a disappointed gorilla. Each animal has 700+ unique roasts.

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Smart Roasts

AI-powered messages that adapt to your streak, time of day, and how badly you're failing.

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Real Analytics

Heatmaps, streaks, milestones, and daily averages. See exactly how bad (or good) you are.

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SOS Mode

Craving hitting hard? Breathing exercises, excuse destroyers, and craving timers to fight back.

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Shame Share

Share your roasts to Instagram, Twitter, WhatsApp. Let the world witness your shame.

MEET THE ROAST SQUAD

10 brutally honest animals. Choose your tormentor wisely.

Lion gambling

LION

🎰 Gambling

Dog vaping

DOG

💨 Vaping

Cat smoking

CAT

🚬 Smoking

Gorilla drinking

GORILLA

🍺 Alcohol

Eagle browsing

EAGLE

🔞 Porn

Tiger gaming

TIGER

🎮 Gaming

Croc eating junk

CROC

🍔 Junk Food

Cobra gambling

COBRA

🎲 Gambling

Pig eating

PIG

🍕 Junk Food

Zebra scrolling

ZEBRA

📱 Social Media

THE ROADMAP 🗺️

PHASE 1 — LAUNCHED ✅

The Roast Machine

10 mascots, 7000+ roasts, habit tracking, streaks, analytics, heatmaps, SOS mode, and shame-sharing.

PHASE 2 — COMING SOON 🔜

Social Roasting

Leaderboards, group roasts, and the ability to roast your friends' habits. Public shame = public accountability.

PHASE 3 — Q3 2026

AI Coach Mode

Personalized coaching sessions, voice roasts, and AI-generated memes from your habit data.

PHASE 4 — THE FUTURE

Android & Watch

Bringing the roast to Android, Apple Watch complications, and custom widgets. No escape.

FREQUENTLY
ASKED
QUESTIONS

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Yes! Studies show that humor and accountability are powerful motivators. HabitRoaster uses savage comedy to keep you aware of your habits. The tracking, streaks, and analytics are legit — the roasts are just the fun part.

Smoking, vaping, drinking, gambling, junk food, social media, weed, caffeine, nail biting, and more. You can create custom habits too — we don't judge. Well, your mascot does.

Over 7,000 unique messages across 10 mascots. The AI system adapts roasts based on your streak, time of day, habit type, and daily count. You'll almost never see the same roast twice.

The app includes a free trial with full premium access. After that, basic features remain free. Premium unlocks all 10 mascots, monthly analytics, and unlimited roast history.

Absolutely! Every roast has a share button that generates an image with your mascot and the roast text. Share to Instagram, Twitter, WhatsApp, TikTok — any social media.

When cravings hit hard, SOS mode offers breathing exercises, craving timers, an excuse destroyer game, and real-time motivation. It's your panic button for weak moments.

READY TO GET ROASTED? 🔥

Download HabitRoaster and let the roasting begin.

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